# Hold Music Jukebox

Secret easter egg — accessible via keyboard shortcut or `/music` command while a hold session is active.

## Concept

The bot is waiting on hold so you don't have to. But if you want to suffer in solidarity, or just appreciate the absurdity, the jukebox is here.

A small player UI appears with a curated set of tracks — royalty-free music in the style of genuine telephone hold music: smooth jazz, corporate synth, lo-fi elevator. Each track unlocks after a cumulative hold-time threshold.

## UI Notes

- Aesthetic: 1990s phone system. Segmented LCD display. Big chunky buttons.
- Player lives in a slide-up panel or floating widget — non-intrusive
- Volume control, track skip, track name display
- Tracks unlock progressively (total minutes on hold across all sessions)

## Track Placement

Drop audio files here as `.mp3` or `.ogg`:

```
hold_music/
  tracks/
    track_01_corporate_serenity.mp3
    track_02_smooth_reassurance.mp3
    track_03_your_call_is_important.mp3
    ...
  README.md   ← you are here
```

## Trigger

Not implemented yet. Planned: keyboard shortcut shown only during an active hold session.
Possibly: the Osprey logo grows a little pair of headphones when music is playing.