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Hold Music Jukebox

Secret easter egg — accessible via keyboard shortcut or /music command while a hold session is active.

Concept

The bot is waiting on hold so you don't have to. But if you want to suffer in solidarity, or just appreciate the absurdity, the jukebox is here.

A small player UI appears with a curated set of tracks — royalty-free music in the style of genuine telephone hold music: smooth jazz, corporate synth, lo-fi elevator. Each track unlocks after a cumulative hold-time threshold.

UI Notes

  • Aesthetic: 1990s phone system. Segmented LCD display. Big chunky buttons.
  • Player lives in a slide-up panel or floating widget — non-intrusive
  • Volume control, track skip, track name display
  • Tracks unlock progressively (total minutes on hold across all sessions)

Track Placement

Drop audio files here as .mp3 or .ogg:

hold_music/
  tracks/
    track_01_corporate_serenity.mp3
    track_02_smooth_reassurance.mp3
    track_03_your_call_is_important.mp3
    ...
  README.md   ← you are here

Trigger

Not implemented yet. Planned: keyboard shortcut shown only during an active hold session. Possibly: the Osprey logo grows a little pair of headphones when music is playing.