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1.2 KiB
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35 lines
1.2 KiB
Markdown
# Hold Music Jukebox
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Secret easter egg — accessible via keyboard shortcut or `/music` command while a hold session is active.
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## Concept
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The bot is waiting on hold so you don't have to. But if you want to suffer in solidarity, or just appreciate the absurdity, the jukebox is here.
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A small player UI appears with a curated set of tracks — royalty-free music in the style of genuine telephone hold music: smooth jazz, corporate synth, lo-fi elevator. Each track unlocks after a cumulative hold-time threshold.
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## UI Notes
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- Aesthetic: 1990s phone system. Segmented LCD display. Big chunky buttons.
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- Player lives in a slide-up panel or floating widget — non-intrusive
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- Volume control, track skip, track name display
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- Tracks unlock progressively (total minutes on hold across all sessions)
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## Track Placement
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Drop audio files here as `.mp3` or `.ogg`:
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```
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hold_music/
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tracks/
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track_01_corporate_serenity.mp3
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track_02_smooth_reassurance.mp3
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track_03_your_call_is_important.mp3
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...
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README.md ← you are here
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```
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## Trigger
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Not implemented yet. Planned: keyboard shortcut shown only during an active hold session.
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Possibly: the Osprey logo grows a little pair of headphones when music is playing.
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